Fuck shoes, I want this walk-in closet. The best part is, it can double as a bunker in case of emergency or sober attack. My apartment is too small, but as soon as I become a homeowner, this is the first thing I will buy. If I ever get married, this will be the one and only thing on my registry.

I swear I’m a girl, but this gets me more excited than any jewelry, clothing, or male cast member of True Blood.