We can all agree that 2016 is not the world’s greatest year. However, I’m sure it wasn’t our WORST year ever. I mean 79AD comes to mind. 1865. 1941. Whatever year Ann Coulter was spewed from Lucifer’s lair. So in order to bring back everything to about me (because I wouldn’t be accused of being a millennial if I didn’t act selfish 124% of the day), I’m going to revisit a 3-year old writing exercise: “Watch Scary Movies; Write About Them”
I don’t have a theme, but I will take suggestions from friends, family, strangers, bots, Ann Coulter’s internal demon, really any one person or entity. You see, horror movies are not my “thing.” I stay away because, for all intents and purposes, they scare me. It’s a pretty simple human emotion that I tend to avoid. So I need some help from the World Wide Web to know what to watch next.I will not repeat anything from my last round, but I wouldn’t mind a prequel, sequel, remake, Broadway musical adaptation, or concept album with its basis in a previous post.I have access to almost every platform, so finding a movie, TV show, short video, play, book, or even a scary Vine should not be difficult. And with the beauty of DVRs, ON-Demand, Digital rentals, the Darknet, time-shifting, smartphones, and garage sales, I will not be short on material.So since we know the next month will be full of terrifying things in reality, I will try to bring us back to the world of the “unwoken” and hang out there until our national nightmare is open. I will start posting on October 1 and continue once a day until October 31. So I would like to apologize in advance for breaking up your newsfeed of “Buzzfeed’s Best Pumpkin Pizzas” and pics of badly photo-shopped devil eyes over presidential candidates.Below are the recaps from 2013. Enjoy at your leisure. Or non-leisure work time. I don’t know your life.
Lower It Up 